We Hunt Stuff

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Boar Bone + Dog = Sick Dog


Here is a picture of Mika eating her boar bone. I had already used it for pea soup so it was cooked. She chomped down half of it before I took it away just to make sure she wouldn't get sick from it before I gave it back. That bone is going in the garbage! Mika has had diarrhea all night and twice this morning. In total 8 rounds so far! Luckily all were outside. This morning we woke up to her gagging and she puked twice. Guess her body is not able to process the good stuff.

Pea soup was great though.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Pork Dinner #2


We ate the rolled pork roast yesterday. It was delicious! Here is how we cooked it in case anyone is wondering.

I put all of the ingredients in a crock pot all day yesterday, 4 hours on high, 4 hours on low. I cut up the pork and put it on top of egg noodles. Yummy!

1 rolled pork roast from James
3/4 c. dry red wine
1/3 c. packed brown sugar
1/4 c. vinegar
1/4 c. catsup
1/4 c. water
2 T. cooking oil
1 T. soy sauce
1 clove garlic, minced
1 t. curry powder
1/2 t. ground ginger
1/4 t. black pepper

Up next, Split Pea and Ham soup with the soup bone we have. Really excited for that one!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Pork Dinner #1

Jay and I want to thank all of the Texas boar hunters for some good meat.  Tonight we enjoyed our first of many pork dinners.  I am not sure what cut of meat this was but it looked like a boneless pork chop so that is what I treated it as.  I rubbed it with a homemade rub and broiled it up.  A little spaghetti squash, wild rice and James' blackberry merlot and we had an amazing dinner!  At dinner I mentioned to Jay how much I enjoy eating venison and now this pork which has been killed and processed at home.  He told me to start hunting.  I bet I could shoot an animal but I would never be able to butcher it.  So until then, we will continue our mooching :)  Yay!  Thanks again.




Monday, February 02, 2009

A Very Successful Hog Hunt













We woke up early on Friday morning after treking across the US to Dos Plumas Ranch in Trent, TX. Roger, our guide, put us in various stands across the 600 acre hunting area and we each hoped to start off on a high note. Ranch owner, Al Williams picked us up again at 9:30 but we each scored a zero. James was the only one to see hogs from the stand but it was a fleeting glance just before pickup time. We did each see other wildlife as Randy had some Blackbuck in front of him while Rob had a group of Orix. James saw two Fallow bucks, one with a really nice rack while Devon had a herd of Axis deer at his stand. We went back to the ranch for breakfast and then headed out to do some stalk hunting.

While Dad was landing bass upon bass in one of the private ponds, the four others of us walked the ranch until 2pm. Rob, Devon and I walked up a dried up creek bed and kicked up about a dozen hogs of various sizes. James missed a big red one that burst out of a cactus patch between Devon and him. Randy was first on the board with a 75 lb hog that he got with his old 30-30. We went back to the ranch again and cleaned it, and got ready for the evening hunt.

At 3:30 Roger, the guide, dropped off Dad and Randy on the south side of the ranch and took Rob, Devon and I to the north side. As we rounded a corner of the road he hit the brakes on the Kubota. We glassed about ten pigs up ahead and since I was the only one with a rifle, I lined up the shot on my dad's .243. I had a good rest and pulled the trigger and the hog dropped on the spot. Roger walked it off at 185 yards, easily the best shot I ever made while hunting. While we were loading and taking pictures another hog shot out of the cover and Devon took a shot at it, narrowly missing. We left Devon there to hide in the trees and dropped off Rob further on to walk the north side. Roger and I returned my pig to the ranch and then he brought me back and put me near a hog hot-spot. By the end of the evening, we had five pigs in the cooler. Dad shot a large red hog, Devon got a big black one, Rob nailed one with his bow, an excellent heart-shot.

The next morning we slept in a bit and headed out after sunrise. First on the agenda was to find a second hog that I had shot the night before but had lost the trail of at dark. I knew it was a black boar and thought it to be decent. After 2 1/2 hours of looking, I found it... alive but seriously wounded. I finished it off and dragged it out. In addition, Dad and Devon each shot themselves a "party pig" during the morning. A "party pig" is about 40-50 pounds and you skin in and cook it over an open fire. They are going to be great this summer.

In the afternoon, Dad, Devon and I went fishing since we had already limited out while Randy went out to find his second pig. Dad and Devon landed some smallmouth bass while I caught a bluegill, smallmouth and large five pound catfish. It put up quite the fight and ended up being quite fun. About an hour later we heard a single gun shot and knew that we were all tagged out. Randy shot the largest pig of the trip and we went back to the ranch, cleaned it, put it in a cooler and left for home by 7pm. It was an amazing trip and if anyone is ever considering going hog hunting, they don't have to research where to go. I spent six months looking at various ranches and thought that Dos Plumas offered us the best package of animal quantity, hospitality, success and affordability. They exceeded our expectations by a hundredfold. Each of us had an outstanding experience and will have memories of a lifetime. Al and Roger were awesome and the hunting was unbelievable. We harvested nine pigs in all for a total of nearly 1500 lbs of Texas hog and had an amazing time.

There and Back Again. A Hog Hunter's Tale



Don't get me wrong, I love my truck, but man, 42 hours in it over the course of four days is a lot. We left for Trent, TX and Dos Plumas Hunting Ranch at 6:00 on the dot on Wednesday night. Dad took the wheel and drove us past Chicago and just south of Joliet where we topped off the tank and Devon and I took the wheel. We drove for about five hours into mid-Missouri, past St. Louis and the arch and through a majority of the Ozark foothills. At about 3:00 am, Randy took over and drove us to Tulsa. Dad went again and took the two hours to Oklahoma City where we stopped for a bite of breakfast at McDonalds. Devon and I then drove the final seven hours to the ranch. It would've only been six except for the one-hour stop at the Texas Wal-mart to purchase our licenses. A little slow is all I'll say. The other interesting thing was that there was snow ALL THE WAY to Texas. The thermometer never got over thirty degrees until the Oklahoma City area and didn't cross 40 until we were almost to the ranch. As we drove off the highway and into the mesquite trees, the anticipation built. It took about ten-fifteen minutes to drive in on the rocky/dirt roads that led back to Dos Plumas but we were all glued to the surroundings and the environment and taking it all in.

When we arrived, we met Roger the guide and ranch hand and a couple from Utah who filled our minds with visions of pigs upon pigs. (They had seen over 200 in just one sitting the night before.) We unloaded into the bunkhouse and met Al Williams, ranch owner extraordinaire. Al was just about to head out for some chores on the property and we offered to help out. I think he was a tad surprised but I don't think we let him down at all. Devon drove the Dodge Ram megacab as we tossed off hay for a two-mile stretch of dirt road. As we did that, we passed huge buffalo, axis deer and some beautiful Orix. In addition we saw several hundred hogs throughout the ranch. We moved ten huge round bales and got atleast a rough feeling for where things were at. We kicked up some HUGE hogs and Dad saw a large red one that he thought would be fun to find again with gun in hand. After chores we went back and crashed, literally. Rob arrived about an hour after we got back. Most of us had only slept about an hour in the past 36 hours so we hit the sack for the 5:30 am wakeup call and hunt.

You'll have to check the next post for how the hunt went itself but the ride home went pretty good. The weather was perfect and we had 40-60 degree temps all the way to Wisconsin. We made a couple of "questionable directional decisions" on the way home but nothing that had a dramatic effect on time or distance. We had left at 7:00 Saturday night and got home at 4:00 Sunday afternoon, the second half of our 42 hour drive for 15 hours of hunting, five hours of gutting/cleaning and memories that will last a life time.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Thank You Hunters!


A really great trip home had the added benefit of being able to bring some awesome venison tenderloin back to Jay.  They were delicious!  I even ate my entire piece...which Jay was sad about because it meant he couldn't eat more.  Thank you hunters for all of your hard work.  Moochers strike again!

Cast iron fry pan+butterflied venison tenderloin+a little butter=best dinner ever

Friday, December 26, 2008

And the WA Ducks Start Falling....


The duck hunting finally picked up out here as the temperatures dropped. Gabe and I went out on Dec 14th to some public hunting grounds. They are located next to the refineries here in Whatcom County and there are a number of large and small ponds/sloughs. The wind was up and the temp was way down. Gabe and I loaded up the boat this morning thinking that today would be ideal for hunting. Upon arriving at Lake Terrell, our planned hunting location, we were amazed that there was not one other soul out on the lake. Usually the parking lot is loaded with die hards that arrive way to early to get the best blinds. As we turn the corner to view the boat launch we suddenly understand why. The boat launch is in a protected little bay next to some old farm fields that have been revamped into flooded sloughs. The launch however had 6 to 12 inch waves and lots of ice. At this point Gabe told me that he had an idea of another blind located nearby but would require us to walk. So we drive to the other parking lot and hike down the road to another large pond which I had no idea of its existance. The blind is located on the edge of the pond with trees behind us blocking the strong wind. I wade out into the water breaking a path as I go and start placing decoys in front of the blind in the usual horseshoe shape like James had taught us.

While placing the last of the decoys from the first bag I look up after hearing a familiar whistle. About a dozen and a half mallards are already making a turn on the deeks. The same path that I walked out to place the decoys has already begun to freeze over as I hustle back to the blind double time. I told Gabe to screw the other bag of decoys because this lot would do for now. About 15 minutes later another group of ducks came circling round taking a look at the spread. Six mallards. What luck because they circled once and came in wings locked. Gabe and I readied and popped up after I yelled the familiar, "Take' em!" A scattering of steel shot rained down on the shocked and confused ducks. Bang, Bang, Bang, Plop, Bang, Bang and the parting Bang of Gabes shotgun. Ecstatic, I turn to Gabe who says, "those are both yours." I run out and grab the hen mallard which appear to be local birds. You can tell by the color of their feet. A dull orange is a local while the brilliant orange is a Northerner.


From here the hunting dies down with flock after flock of swans comes in and lands on the other side of the pond. Then a more familiar honk of the great Canadian spurs both Gabe and I into action. I pull out my flute call and give a excellent imitation of the Canadians I'm used to hunting. They fly right over our heads from behind and land amongst the swans. Fowl luck indeed because the water fowl is now numbering and ducks are coming in and landing amongst the other living waterfowl. Gabe and I decide to take a walk over to the other side of the pond to the little alcove of waterfowl that is hiding out of view from us. Upon arriving at the dike on the far side of the pond we crouch as a prey comes into view. The Canadians are directly in front of us along the dikes edge about 100yds out. Gabe and I decide to jump in the swamp opposite the dike and make our way down parrallel to the dike to a location directly in line with the geese. As we crawl over the trees and sticker pushes through a half frozen swamp I question if this is even worth it because breaking your way through the ice is hard work. The swamp water gushing up over the ice is black and stinks horribly.

Of course Gabe makes me do all the back breaking work of breaking the ice. Finally we crawl up onto the dike to find the geese directly in front of us but they have sensed our precense and begun to swim away. I whisper to Gabe that it is now or never and we unload into the pack of geese. Earlier in the week I had got a different Canadian while going out with Gabe and had explained the importance the heavy BB, BBB, or T shot which we had learned from previous experience with the tough feathering. Two geese go down but begin swimming away into deep water. Gabe reloads and unloads again on one of the geese as it is swimming. We watch as one swims to tuff of grass and pulls itself up out of reach without a boat. The other floats off across the lake obviously further damaged by Gabes barrage of gunfire.


In the meantime, ducks have gotten up and begin to circle round heading straight for us. I tell Gabe to reload and we open fire on some fly-bys. Two go down into the swamp behind us. We jump in after them knowing it will be difficult work locating these birds. I follow a trail of blood I spot on the snow to a location under a log where a small little widgeon is huddled trying to hide. I reach for it and it dives down under the ice. I begin to break the ice up around that location which is only 4 or 5 inches of water. I could not find that little bird for the life of me. As I turn around and head back the way I came I find the little bird under the same log. I grab it and head back to the dike. Gabe could not find any signs of the other duck and we unfortunately have to leave it behind. As we approach our blind and deeks again we peek out to see if anything has landed amongst our deeks. Sure enough about a dozen mallards have landed and our enjoying themselves immensely. Two separate groups are there so I tell Gabe to take the one while I take the other. We stand up and open fire. After the commotion I turn to see a grumbling Gabe as I turn back at a run to pick up the dead. Total kill this round 3 drake and a hen for Rob and a drake for Gabe. I get back to the blind and throw the dead on the floor.

Unfortunately the hen was not dead and as she hit the floor she ran out the doggy door taking flight. Gabe laughing hysterically, and I extremely frustrated level my gun and shoot her down. Sploosh! As I begin to walk out to grab her I see her look around and then dive under the water disappearing forever. I have know idea were she went. We sit and wait and watch the wounded Canadian float across the lake. No action what so ever. I see a few ducks circle and go down in a neighboring pond. Finally Gabe suggests we go after the Canadian now on the far side of the lake. As we walk we pass a number of small ponds and see the swans that had taken off after our melee on the dike. We come up on the goose which appears to be frozen into the ice. Gabe is able to grab it and it begins to thrash until he breaks its neck. He brings it over and you can see that Gabes onslaught of fire on the goose while it was swimming away has left the bird blind in both eyes. It had no idea we were coming for it. We walk back and as we come up on another pond find the dozen ducks I had seen land earlier.

We jump shot this group only to get one mallard, shot by yours truly. Getting back to the blind we again find some ducks in our spread and jump shoot these as well. Three mallard drakes go down and again one dives down and disappears forever. While going to retrieve one of the ducks that was the closest I went under. Now very wet, and cold I tell Gabe that we are done for the day. We pack up and I am definitely warm while in the water yet it is a sapping cold. The other duck is floating across the deep water and was picked up on the far side of the pond by me on the way out. Unfortunately, I went under again while retrieving this one.

After a cold hike back to the truck with our 8 ducks and 1 goose I stripped off what I could and we returned to Gabes house for our photo. As you can see I have sweats on but they are completely soaked and I'm freezing. Good times in Washington state.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Wisconsin Deer Kill Down 20%

We must've been some of the few that had a lucky year in the woods this year based on this story released by the DNR:

WAUSAU, Wis. (AP) - Wisconsin wildlife officials say hunters killed 20 percent fewer deer during the nine-day hunt than a year ago.

Department of Natural Resources deer expert Keith Warnke said Tuesday the count suggests deer populations may be moving closer to management goals.

The DNR says a preliminary count showed hunters registered 276,985 deer following the hunt that ended Sunday.

Adam Hickson of Northern Waters Angling and Archery near Conover says his store registered 207 deer this year compared with 441 last year.

He believes it's evidence there are far fewer deer in his area and says many hunters feel it was the worst hunt in memory.

The DNR had estimated the state's deer population at 1.7 million this fall, about 100,000 fewer than a year ago.

Deer Gets Revenge on Hunter!

SEDALIA, Mo. - A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.

So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.